Mountain Man lyrics

[Hook]
Sun came out on the prairie
The cows producing dairy
[?] fresher than the wilderness
[?] me
And all the animals are leaving
I turned to my lady and I say "Suck my di*k"

[Verse 1]
The mountain view's panoramic
God bless America, I love Montana
Mountain men on horses
They ride through the lake, deeper than a forest
We camping by the lake
This is God's country, butt knife the steak
Pass down the can of beans
And the [?]
Ain't that some tasty beef?
I hunted that cow down in her sleep
Jesus f*ck, what a beautiful day
The air's so clean, f*ck L.A
The eagle has landed
You city folk just don't understand it
I shot her out the sky with my hand cannon
Now that's what I call ranching

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
That's me at the Dairy Queen
Blizzards and burgers til they bury me
Y'all can kiss my degenerate ass
Got a tat on my balls of the confederate flag
I stared at her dad when he told me the baby was black
I ain't coming back
I'll be at the bar with Red and Jack
Get drunk and start a scuffle with some city slickers that don't want trouble
Meet me at the dock of the bay
I'll be wasted, c*ck in your face
I [?] through the swamp with a big ol' white honky-tonk-donk
Catfish and bears beware
It's hunting season and my di*k's in the air

[Hook]

[Outro]
Hey Dale Earnhardt, rest in peace!
Hey [?] from Memphis, thanks for swolling my load at that truck stop
Dolly Parton, thanks for having them big ass titties
Hey Toby Keith, I'll put a boot in your ass, motherf*cker
Jeff Foxworthy, f*ck you, yeah f*ck you!
Hey Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, suck our di*ks
Hey Clint Eastwood, f*ck you! Make my daddy talk, b*tch
Hey leader of the KKK, eat a di*k
Rest in peace to who? John Denver, the godfather of this sh*t
Oh yeah, and don't eat at the Waffle House in Charlotte
The menu's deceitful, I ordered the pancakes and I got diarrhea