Baby di*k lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, Dirt Nasty mother f*ckers
Check this sh*t out, it's like this
Yo

[Verse 1]
First of all my di*k is small
3 inches hard, two little balls
When the lights are out I stick it in her mouth
She said "I don't smoke Virginia Slims"
I wear a rubber if it fits (sh*t)
But they don't make condoms for baby di*ks
Maybe it's time to buy the pump
But every time I stick my di*k in I c*m (Uhhhh)
And my last girlfriend was a stripper
b*tch had beef curtains
Like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway
If you want it all day, don't call me (nope)
But you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
Even Mini Me started laughin' at my little di*k
Please lord tell me if you're listenin'
I'm tired of havin' stage fright in the men's urinal

UGH!

[Hook] [x2]
Baby di*k, itty bitty baby di*k
Baby di*k, baby baby baby di*k
Baby di*k, itty bitty baby di*k
He gotta baby di*k...

[Verse 2]
What's worse? My pops gotta purse
He a fat tranny, works at Circus Circus
And my Mom is bonin Tom
That dude from MySpace dot com (sh*t)
And my little sis gotta bigger di*k
Than me, dad and uncle rick (what)
f*ckin b*tch, I wanna beat her down
But she 6 foot 3, 200 pounds
Damn Grannie lost it (coo-coo)
When Grandpa came outta the closet
My balls itch from the crabs I got
I was sleepin' with a crackhead hooker in Watts
My aunt's doin 20 to life
For raping a nerd who work at Good Guys
So I think I'll f*ck my cousin in the mouth
Even though it smell like orange roughy (mm)
[Hook] [x2]