Free Coffee lyrics

Called in sick one day
Stepped out my front door
Squinted up at the sky
And strapped on my backpack
Got into a van
And when I returned I had
Ex-wives and children
Boxes of photographs

And they gave me some food
And they didn't charge me
And they gave me some coffee
But they didn't charge me
And when I was broke, I needed it more
But now that I'm rich, they give me coffee

Eating an ice-cream cone
Texting with my thumbs
Flippin' off the as*h*le
Who pulled into my lane
Life could be longer than it's often cracked up to be
We all get new cells every seven years
I feel seven today
It's a good day to die again

Now they save me my place
Over there in the corner
And I never get tickets
Yeah, I only get warnings
But when I was broke I needed it more
And now that I'm rich, I get free coffee