Bowser vs Spamton - BIG SHOT lyrics

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Juno Songs


[Spamton, Bowser]


(Spoken Intro)

Agh!! Look at this!! My awesome ultimate battle arena!!
Well, it WAS awesome until you got rid of my moody backdrop and plastered your mug all over it!!!
Grr, whatever! In any case, I still have the Princess, and your Star power is useless against me!!

OH, JUST [Decorating For the Occasion]!! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
IN A [1 for 1] BATTLE

NEO

NEVER

LOSES


(Song Starts)

Look what you've done!
You've ruined my fun!
You've messed with my epic climax!

OH [Boo-hoo][hoo][hoo]!! (You know it's rude)
IT'S [Just business], CHUM! (To ruin the mood!)
GOT A [Deal] 4 YOU! (So here comes the pink slip, you get the ax!)
WHEN I'VE FINALLY WON!

You wanna stеp to the Koopa's turf?
I'll make sure you don't gеt your money's worth!
For the chump who messed with Bowser's land
We're 'boutta witness the death of a salesman!

[Hold the phone!]
DON'T GET THE [Hate]
IT'S JUST A [Deal] IN [Real estate]!
WITH [Original] [Star-shaped object's] POWER
I'LL TRIUMPH [In the Final] HOUR!


THERE'S [kromer] TO REAP
CAN'T STOP SPAMTON'S SWEEP!
WATCH THOSE [Prices] LEAP
IN YOUR ENDLESS SLEEP!

IN THAT [Game!] CONFINED
NOW I'M [Super-sized]
WITH THE [stars] I'LL BE
[Absolutely free!!!!]


[Now's your chance to be a BIG SHOT!]
The heck is THAT supposed to mean?
Bah! Don't even care! (THEY'RE WORDS I LEARNED TO STIR THE POT)
Both you and your stupid hair
Are goin' back down those castle stairs! (ROSE UP FROM [Queens] TO [Countin' Beans])
[Now's your chance to] [Take a hot deal!]
You want hot? Try my fire breath!
A [barbecue meal]? BOY WHAT A [steal] (You better run, you chump!)
[I'll treasure this for the rest of my] (You and your sorry rump's)
[DEATH](b>'Boutta fly back into the dump!

j*rks like you who spout nonsense (FREE)
You won't make an ounce of cents! (FROM [under] THAT OLD TALE)
Yo still crossed me, buster, which means you will get a knuckle sandwich (THE [pipis] WANT MORE SPAMTON G.)
Babbling' things you think are scary
You belong in solitary (MY [tickets, please] TO FLEE INSANITY)
Badder bosses got me wary
Of the ones whose minds are very
Much not there, like you! (SPAMTON'S STORY [Never!!!] ENDS)

But I'm the Koopa who will dish the hurt
No matter how mad is this hatter! (AND THANKS TO ALL THE)
All this talk of freedom, ([Classics you've come to expect])
All this talk of games([Freedom]'S MINE AGAIN!)
It sounds SUPER DUMB
It's time to bring the pain!


What a schnook! You're spitting' bunk!
You talk big game for a hunk of junk!
I DO NOT say this much, you know
But you're makin' me miss MARIO!
[Stomping Koopas] ALL THE SAME!
A DIFFERENT NAME IN A DIFFERENT GAME
I'LL [gun] FOR THE [stars] WITH MY CHARISMA!
AS FOR YOU? NO ONE'LL MISS YA!

Big-nosed skinny nerd!
STOOPIN' TO [Play-place] WORDS?!
I got the firepower, I can say what I like!
OH NO!! YOU WIN!! I GIVE UP!! [Sike!]

THE POWER OF [Neo] NEVER LOSES
[So long,] AS THIS SALESMAN CHOOSES
JUST HOW [Free] HE WANTS TO BE!
Make some sense! GOOD GRAVY!


EVEN AS WE FIGHT (Schmucks like you don't stand a chance,)
I RISE TOWARDS THE [light] (I'll light a flame beneath your pants!)
THIS BRAWL, YOU CAN SEE (A bargain trouncin', get it cheap!)
PROVES MY LIBERTY! (I'll wreck your face! It's not that deep!)

[Hyperlink blocked], NOW WATCH ME FLY (You've got a lotta nerve,)
I'LL SOON BE [Heaven]SIDE (But when you shove, I gotta push!)
I'LL BE NO MORE CONFINED! (The Koopa King is 'boutta serve)
MY [Cannons] REDESIGNED! (A heapin' helpin' of WHOOPIN' TUSH!)


HEAR THE [pipis] [cry]
HEAR THE [pipis] [fly]
[pipis] ALL WANT [eye]
SO I MUST DELIVER!

YES, I'LL MAKE THE [sale]
SPAMTON G. PREVAILS!
YOU DON'T [Understand]
HOW [Big] IS MY MASTER PLAN!

TIME TO BE A [BIG SHOT]
IT'S TIME TO BE A [BIG SHOT]


(Spoken Outro)

I have NO idea what you've been goin' on about this whole time!
Whatever! I don't have the spoons to deal with this right now. The star's yours

Yeesh. What a weirdo...
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