Kyle Quit the Band (1994 Demo) lyrics

[Intro Skit: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]
Ring
R-kchk
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Jack?
Kyle?
Dude, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Uh, just, y'know, hanging here, just working on some, uh, working on some new tunes
Really?
Yeah, yeah
That's rockin'
Yeah, you wanna hear one?
No
Oh. Oh, okay
How are you?
I dunno, I- um, uh... good, how are you?
You don't care how I am
Why? You sound, uh, you sound morose
If you cared how I was you'd be here
Yeah?
You slice of sh*t
I'm at the recorsing- recording studio
What's so funny?
Shut up, you f*ckin' ass
You b*tch
You're my b*tch, you f*ckin' b*tch
I'll come over there and b*tch-slap you with my c*ck, motherf*cker
You're a f*ckin' sh*t
I've been waiting for two hours, you f*cking c*ck
b*tch
Get your sh*t-ass, c*ck-ass, cuck ass over here
You f*cker!
You're my b*tch, f*cker
Stop laughing
Oh, dude, you are so
You know what? I quit
[Verse 1: Jack Black]
Last week
Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together, uh
Misunderstanding
Didn't understand
It doesn't matter
Now we're back together again
La-la-la-la-la

[Verse 2: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash
This is our song of exultant joy, because
We only came to kick some ass
Rock the f*cking house
And kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash
And then we thrash
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone, you're all invited to the bash
Come on, Kyle
Come on, come on