[Satan]
I am complete!
[JB+KG]
Fuuuuuucccckk!
[Satan]
Yes you are f*cked!
sh*t out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my c*ck you will suck!
The whole world is mine, and your first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you both shall die!
[JB]
Waiit! Waaaiiittt! Waiit! You motherf*cker!
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
[Satan]
f*ck! f*ck! Fuucck!
The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock of challenge!
What are your terms? What's the ca-at-ch?
[JB]
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Hell...
And also you must pay our rent
[Satan]
And what if I win?
[JB]
Then you can take Kage back to Hell...
[KG]
Wait what?
[JB]
Trust me Kage it's the only w-hay...
[KG] What the f*ck are you talking about?
To be your little b*tch!
[Satan]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff it's f*cking tasty!
I'm the devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
[JB]
NOOOOO!
C'mon Kage! Let's fight his music, with our music!
[KG]
There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
[JB]
Dude
[KG]
He rocks too hard 'cause he's not a mortal man
[JB]
Goddammit Kage
He gonna make you his sex slave...
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise!
[KG]
No!
[JB]
Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam!
[KG]
Dude, we've been through so much sh*t
[JB]
Deactivated lasers, with my di*k!
Now it's time to blow this f*cker down!
C'mon Kage it's time to blow doors down!
[KG]
I hear you Jables, yeah it's time to blow doors down!
[JB]
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown!
[KG]
We'll bend you over and we'll take you to brown town!
[JB+KG]
Now we've got to blow this f*cker down!
[KG]
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!
[JB]
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time for the showdown!
[KG]
Ooh, we'll piledrive you 'cause it's time for the smackdown!
[JB]
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket-sauce!
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!
You hold the sceptre, we hold the key!
You are the Devil, we are the D!
[JB+KG]
We are the D! ☓17
[Satan]
You guys are f*cking lame!
C'mon Kage, you're coming with me!
Taste my lightning, f*cker!
[JB]
NOOOO!
[Satan]
Ow! f*ck!
My f*cking horn!
Oh no!
[JB]
From whence you came, you shall remain!
Until you are, complete again!
[Satan]
NOOO!
f*ck you Kage! And f*ck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!