Welcome to Sacred Heart lyrics

[DR. KELSO]
Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso
I'm delighted that you came
So the doctors say you fainted
And you don't know what's the blame
Well put your mind at ease
There's no ill we can't outsmart
On behalf of all who work here

[ALL]
Welcome to Sacred Heart

[J.D.]
Our facilities are excellent
You couldn't ask for more

[JANITOR]
As long as you avoid the bathrooms
On the second floor

[DR. KELSO]
This is Dr. Cox
I'll be giving him your chart

[DR. COX]
And that's Dr. Kelso
The kiss-ass of Sacred Heart