The Rant Song lyrics

[PATTI MILLER]
Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy!

[DR. COX]
Am I still singing?

[PATTI MILLER]
Singing like a bird

[JD]
[Bursts into scene]
Dr. Cox, huge news!
I pulled some strings
And got the parking spot right behind yours!
[Dances] Bumper Buddies!

[DR. COX]
Still, you're not neh-hearly as bad as her
Do you know how much you annoy me?

[JD]
[makes a motion of a “little bit” with his thumb and forefinger, which Dr. Cox then pushes open]

[DR. COX]
The answer is a lot
Should I list the reasons why?
Well, I don't see why…NOT
[Takes a deep breath from a patient’s oxygen mask]