[Verse 1: Dunkey]
When I arrived I didn't know what they saying
I spent 18 hours on a plane
But then in English a beggar said "Be a dear"
I said "b*tch I spent all my money getting here"
At McDonalds grab a beer
Roll into the glass sphere
Restaurants got a chandelier
Leah's got a nice rear
To be honest it's a miracle that I'm alive
Because none of theses French people EVER learned how to drive
[Bridge 1: Dunkey]
That sh*t cray'
That sh*t gay
That sh*t cray'
What the f*ck
[Verse 2: Dunkey]
The guard said "You better check out this hall"
I said "Man you better check out this dog"
They even had a painting by Shreck
But look at over that guy's di*k
[Bridge 2: Dunkey]
This dog
This dog
This dog
This dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
There's a dog
Annnnd there's a dog
[Verse 3: Dunkey]
Shoes on my feet
Walking on streets
Provided by Dunk
Rapping on beats
Grease on my hands
From eating pizza
I reached out and touched the Mona Lisa
The guard said "You can't do that man"
Uh-hun
I'm American
[Verse 4: Dunkey]
This is where they buried King Tut
Meanwhile I look at Leah's butt
They got my favorite joint here: Pizza Hut
We went somewhere nice instead
The waiter said "Take a seat
My name is Mon Ami, what would you like to eat"
I looked him dead in his eyes
"You already know that I want the french-fries"