Here’s Why I Don’t Believe... lyrics

[Skit: Man 1, (Man 2)]
... probability or atheism

Here's one of the reasons why I don't believe:
Imagine this story, about a man
Who's, I don't know, working in the field or something one day
(Yeah) And he starts to hear voices
What if you heard this story
I know this guy who started to hear voices
And the voices told him to kill his son, on top of a rock [laughing]
Bring your son to this hilltop, place him on a rock, and kill him
Uhh, okay, I'll do that (yeah, it's so absurd)
And then let's say this guy actually does that
And you're like "Woah, this guy is crazy!
I can't believe he's in the charge of children"
So then, (yeah) he's about to kill this boy
About to strike down and all of a sudden the voices are like
"Sike! Yeah, I don't want you to kill him
I just want you to rip the tip of his p*nis off"
(And you're like "oh, that's so much better
That makes perfect sense")
Oh my god, you must have created the universe!
Holy sh*t!