Can I Have My Balls Back, Please? lyrics
by Pulp
At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was ready to leave and said:
"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"
Well, they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he
Would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
But you see the same thing's happened to me."
So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more
Please
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah
Oh, and I don't know how much longer
I can live my life like this
Bring 'em back
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, how am I gonna get through my life
If you don't return them to me? Oh, no no
So can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees
Oh, and I don't know how much longer
I can live my life like this
Come on
Bring 'em back
They're no use to you anymore
Oh, bring them back to me