Krusty Krab 2 lyrics

[Intro]
(Modern ain't have to go off like-)

[Chorus]
They say my head look like a bagel
Shout out everybody that got illegal cable
Jumped off a chair, ah! Just hit the table!
This is the sound of me shivering my timbers, "BRBRBR-BRL-BRL"

[Post-Chorus]
Somebody f*cked up my blender
Every time I turn it on, it sound like, "NYEEEH!"
I tried to fight a toaster and accidentaly lost
Mistake a blow dryer as dental floss

[Verse 1]
I raced a turtle and I won
This is the sound of a crackhead with a minigun
"IIIIYAH!" ("BALABLALABLALABLALA")
Hey, what the f*ck was that?
Went down the wrong alley, got chased by a cat
Like a homеless cat, Mrs. Puff gettin' a lil' fat
Plankton still look just like a picklе
Thought he was being racist, but he said "nickels"
This the sound of yo' girl choking on my pickle
"OOUAOOUH!"
[Chorus]
They say my head look like a bagel
Shout out everybody that got illegal cable
Jumped off a chair, ah! Just hit the table!
This is the sound of me shivering my timbers, "BRBRBR-BRL-BRL"

[Post-Chorus]
Somebody f*cked up my blender
Every time I turn it on it sound like, "NYEEEH!"
I tried to fight a toaster and accidentaly lost
Mistake a blow dryer as dental floss

[Verse 2]
I just mistaked a tree as a log
It's a bird, it's a tree, no, it's a saw! "ZZZSSSZSZSSZSZSSS"
Ay', ay', ay', ay', ay', what's that?

[Chorus]
They say my head look like a bagel
Shout out everybody that got illegal cable
Jumped off a chair, ah! Just hit the table!
This is the sound of me shivering my timbers, "BRBRBR-BRL-BRL"