Wario lyrics

[Intro]
(cxsar)

[Chorus]
I tried to eat a rock til' I broke my teeth
The sound of a bell sounds like DING DING
I'm knocking on your door, hello? Ring ring!
I went to the store and bought some wing-dings
My jewelry is fake, that sh*t stale
Ayy, open up the door! Ayy, it's yo mail!
And i'm going down the street, “Meow”, Gary the Snail?
“Nah, it's Uncle Ruckus”, oh my bad, I couldn't tell

[Verse]
All that nagging in my ear, you sound like RRRUUHRURURHRH
Got in a fight with a fly and I accidentally won
I just became friends with Frankenstein's son
Accidentally got in a car with a blind person that was driving
Looked over to my side, AHHH, it's a zombie!
Ohh my fault, my fault, grandma, I'm sorry
Jumped off the trampoline on top of my house
I just seen a cat fighting a mouse
Mario ate a mushroom and he got big
Got some oil on my hand and slap a bald head person
Ahh, my head burning!
Pulled off on a dirt bike; GAARNGARNHEJN
Got electrocuted in the rain; ZZZZZZZZYZUZYZYZ
I got trapped inside a wall
I got chased by a wild dog
Jumping in the rain, I think i'm a leap frog
[Chorus]
I tried to eat a rock til' I broke my teeth
The sound of a bell sounds like DING DING
I'm knocking on your door, hello? Ring ring!
I went to the store and bought some wing-dings
My jewelry is fake, that sh*t stale
Ayy, open up the door! Ayy, it's yo mail!
And i'm going down the street, “Meow”, Gary the Snail?
“Nah, it's Uncle Ruckus”, oh my bad, I couldn't tell