Dot Com lyrics

[Intro]
(Level)
(Nikos)

[Chorus]
Cut a patch in my head tryna be my own barber
I just ran up a mountain and then I jumped off
Driving in traffic and ran to SpongeBob parents
I just got caught taking clarinet music classes
I just got a job in a tap dancing class
I used to be a vampire but blood didn't taste too good
I used to be a boulder but now I'm a coyote
I used to drink out the toilet until I got caught and he yelled at me

[Verse]
I got caught eating Scooby Snacks with Scooby-Doo and Shaggy
I wear trash bag clothes, that's why my clothes baggy
I used to eat tree bark until I messed around and ate a worm
I used to climb trees until I messed around and got bit by a bird
Used to be on Instagram but now I'm on Instagram.com
Used to go to Twitter but now I'm on Twitter.com
I don't use Facebook, I'd rather use PornHub
Jumped off a tree when I was watching a video on PornHub

[Chorus]
Cut a patch in my head tryna be my own barber
I just ran up a mountain and then I jumped off
Driving in traffic and ran to SpongeBob parents
I just got caught taking clarinet music classes
I just got a job in a tap dancing class
I used to be a vampire but blood didn't taste too good
I used to be a boulder but now I'm a coyote
I used to drink out the toilet until I got caught and he yelled at me