Pokemon lyrics

[Verse]
This ain’t Pokémon but I feel like Ash Ketchum
He looking for the Dragon Balls, he won’t even find ‘em
Your girl so ugly, I dodged her like the Matrix
I got my ass beat by a n*gga doing the Matrix
I just flew all the way from an alien spaceship
I threw away the sandwich 'cause it had mayonnaise on it
Hit him in the head with a bottle of mustard
Then he came back and hit me with a bottle of ketchup
This ain’t Street Fighter but I feel like Ryu
His head ball head like a lightbulb, Caillou
He don’t see nothing wrong, call him R. Kelly
You got peanut butter, but where’s the jelly?
Got kicked out of school 'cause I skipped class
Hit a n*gga in the head, now he got a pigeon neck
Why this n*gga talking 'cause he got a goose neck?
That n*gga looks like a zebra, that n*gga is a donkey
This ain’t the Magic School Bus but I feel like the lizard
I tried to change the weather, I got caught in a blizzard
Her lips dry as hell, she want me to kiss her
I ain’t even gonna lie, she was looking good off the liquor
I had to get my sword, I had to fight a dragon
Lost my phone when I was fighting a dragon
Then I went home to go to Starbucks
But the only thing we had out here was Cluckin’ Bell
I showed my di*k at the show and tell
She broke as hell, she can’t even pay for her nails
Christmas time, stealing all y’all sh*t
I’m the Grinch, I’m about to take all y’all gifts