State Farm lyrics

[Verse 1: Yuno Miles]
I'm wearing khakis like Jake from State Farm
She tried to order a chicken, I don't work in no actual farm
They thought I was a cat because I'm interested in yarn
I was in the WWE until I got Bautista Bond
Walked into the wrong party and got hit with a pot
Went into a random person house and asked to use their Wi-Fi
Tried to fight a cactus and got stuck with a thorn
I'm not really human, I'm actually a unicorn
Almost got her number 'til I pulled out a flip phone
She tried to call me slow but I’m smarter than her

[Bridge: Yuno Miles]
Huh? Oh yeah, ayy, ayy
Ayy, ayy, ayy

[Verse 2: Yuno Miles]
My barber messed up my haircut so I egged his house
I played in the dirt, came back with a ringworm
Jumped in toxic waste and came out as a slug
I got chased by a n*gga with two big-ass thumbs
If your hands big, how you gonna play the game?
Changed my Gmail to 'Ahaha'

[Verse 3: Yuno Marr]
I just lost my room to move to fight
I tried to do a frontflip and fell off my bike
I just video chatted an old lady on Skype
I'm tryna figure out what my left and my right is
I dunked my semen with some sugar so I ate it
I censored my name when I was on PornHub
If you think I'm lying, you better go check it out now
Sike, nah, I'm lying, I'm not on PornHub
[Bridge: Prince DJAYY]
Ayy, Marr, I’m about to jump in

[Verse 4: Prince DJAYY]
Just hit a lick, yeah, hit a lick, yeah
Just sniffed some crack, yeah, sniffed some crack, yeah
Gonna break a bag, yeah, break a bag, yeah
Pulling up on your block, on your block, yeah
Shoutout to that boy Charlie
So I said, "Good luck, Charlie"
Then I watched Good Luck Charlie
Then I watched Good Luck Charlie
Then I saw a worm, n*gga
Then I saw a bird, n*gga
Then I get online, n*gga
Gotta look it up, n*gga

[Bridge: Prince DJAYY]
That worm was beating that bird ass
Like deadass, I don't know what I just saw

[Verse 5: Prince DJAYY]
Like, that sh*t was crazy
That sh*t is hella crazy
When that worm was my baby
That worm was my baby
So I kissed that worm
And he just gave me herpes
That n*gga gave me herpes so I dropped, n*gga
[Outro: Prince DJAYY]
Watch out