Caprisun Juice lyrics

[Intro]
(Bailey Weston)

[Verse]
It’s the new year and I still can’t find my bike
I just went to the skatepark and bought a BMX bike
My little cousin into some sh*t, he almost fought a d^ke
I thought I could be a boxer cuz I always play Fight Night
I tried to fight a banana until it beat my ass
I went and got a haircut from a barber that had bad reviews
This girl had blocked me because I sent her my granddaddy nudes
Back in the day, I used to sell mechanical pencils at school
I used to work at Best Buy until they caught me eating pizza in the backroom
I seen this old lady, she was a witch, she had a flying broom
I had to gеt a new house when I knockеd my old house down
I got hit by a lightning bolt when I was standing next to a clown
I used to be on the block but I ain’t never coming back now
Owed everybody some money, they ain’t never seeing they cash now
They tried to beat me up when I was jumping in my little cousin bouncy house
They mad, they tried to get me to fix something but I ain’t even Handy Mandy
I put on a wig with a dress and started looking like a granny
I had told my little brother he gotta stop putting on my auntie panties
Back in the day, I used to eat Mike and Ikes
Found some shoes hanging from a sign, put them on, I started balling like Mike