I Made a Song Out of YouTube Comments, Pt. 1 lyrics

[Verse]
My stepsister got stuck in a Nintendo (In a Nintendo)
There’s a tall man knocking on my window (Hello?)
I gotta get away from the window (Please)
My smartphone ain’t even that smart (It’s dumb)
My Android don’t even have a droid (It’s dumb)
I got an Android cooler pad (Android cooler pad)
I can’t see the tall n^^^a, that’s why he mad (That’s why he mad)
I just slapped a b*tch and I don’t even feel bad (Smack!)
I was p*ssed off and I was p*ssed on (p*ssed on)
And I drank that sh*t (And I drunk it)
Ate that sh*t, it was that great sh*t (It was good)
And then I went ahead and f*cked a b*tch (I f*cked a b*tch)
Mickey Mouse just caught me stealing his cheese (Mickey!)
He took a picturе and I said “Cheese” (Cheese)
My cousin just pulled a banana out his pockеt (A pocket?)
Yuno Miles feet, grandma? (Grandma?)
My girl a fat b*tch, she chose me over a burger (A burger?)
Don’t ever trust a burrito with a hurricane burger (A hurricane burger?)
I just took out a banana out my pocket (My pocket)
I just found cookie crumbs in my pocket (Cookie crumbs)
My 2K badges is trash people selling (Selling)
But I’m selling crack cuz hoes be wack (They wack)
And a crackhead headbutted me (Headbutt)
That n^^^a is a frog (He a frog)
I got the bands like I’m Mr. Krabs (Mr. Krabs)
I ran away cuz he pulled out a glizzy (A glizzy?)
They got a tall man standing at my door (At my door again)
I’m just playing 2K on my Nintendo 64 (On 64)