I Made a Song Out of YouTube Comments, Pt. 6 lyrics

[Verse]
I got scammed for my toenail clippings
Bought some clothes from Walmart, so now I’m dripping
Got 2 views on YouTube, feel like CoryxKenshin
I tweeted at Zendaya and I got mentioned
Wanted a lap dance but we played Candyland
My Roblox girlfriend is a 40-year-old man
I heard Will name was Dan
I use my turkey as a fridge
I saw Santa going through my drawers
Tried to fight but I got crossed
I just defeated the final boss
I was a cat, now I’m a dog
f*ck this sh*t, I’m a frog
I’m a blowfish without the blow
You ain’t Glo Gang if your shoes don’t glow
I put a grenade down and it didn’t blow
I thought anime wasn’t a show
Can I get a beef sandwich? But hold the beef
This man had yellow teeth
Looked at Polo G and thought he was Chief Keef
Yesterday was tomorrow
This paper is thin as a tree
My mom hit me over her knee
She said I need to brush my teeth
I drank milk out my dog
I sprayed myself with the hose to get dry
I got skinny because I’m 2D
My floor looks cool when it wears a hat
Saw the Easter Bunny, he gave me coal
My wife left me for her boyfriend