Farm lyrics
by Yuno Miles
[Intro]
(cxsar)
[Chorus]
She said that I look like a ferret
Bugs Bunny just ate a carrot
Just lost a spelling bee, I couldn’t spell carrot
My parents ended they marriage
I didn’t buy a car, I bought a carrot
Fought a cowboy, he said, “Yeehaw!”
Put a porno in a car, yeehaw!
Honked the horn, HEE HAW
I can’t sleep in my bed, I slept in a barn
They think I’m a cat cuz I’m playing with yarn
Are you with a farmer? He said, “God darn!”
“Who checking the hell on my farm?”
Can’t wake up on time, I need an alarm
I just seen a chicken pull the fire alarm
She wasting my time, I sent her home
Fat dude take his shirt off, he got bacon stretch marks
[Verse]
Uh, hello?
Who’s that knocking on my goddang door?
Uh, hello, would you like to buy a can of worms?
AHHHH! She burnt me!
Nah, I’m just like Usher
Is that whale blubber?
Oh, she on that diamond sister
Oh sh*t, I’m finna run, my sh*t fake
Walked in grass that was tall
You couldn’t see me at all
Cuz I’m only two feet tall
If I shoot a 3, I’m airballed
Somebody tried to sell me RuPaul’s drawers
I got chased by a dog
I got licked by a frog
Last Halloween, I was an elbow
[Bridge]
Hit it
Hello ladies
When my tear ducts give issue
I can’t use just any tissue
I need 4 ply
[Chorus]
She said that I look like a ferret
Bugs Bunny just ate a carrot
Just lost a spelling bee, I couldn’t spell carrot
My parents ended they marriage
I didn’t buy a car, I bought a carrot
Fought a cowboy, he said, “Yeehaw!”
Put a porno in a car, yeehaw!
Honked the horn, HEE HAW
I can’t sleep in my bed, I slept in a barn
They think I’m a cat cuz I’m playing with yarn
Are you with a farmer? He said, “God darn!”
“Who checking the hell on my farm?”
Can’t wake up on time, I need an alarm
I just seen a chicken pull the fire alarm
She wasting my time, I sent her home
Fat dude take his shirt off, he got bacon stretch marks