Timeless lyrics

[Intro]
(Ayy- ayy- ayy- ayy, Will, what the f*ck is that?)

[Chorus]
Caught my momma in the kitchen so I had to beat her ass
My uncle got a needle in his arm, he passed out
My little cousin in the room digging in his drawers
My brother stayed getting hold, he got blue balls
Smacked the f*ck out my sister, why she get tall?
Why my dad buy a house but it ain’t got no walls?
Tried to fight a shark, why that n^^^a bite me with his jaws?
My grandma got her first of the month check, I hit her with a log and took it
I remember when me and my brother used to be cokeheads
And we used to bе doing coke on the corner togеther but I had quit that sh*t
Still looking for the person that robbed my cousin when he was going to the store
They caught that n^^^a going in at 5:54

[Verse]
It’s wet outside so I had to get the insurance to slip on snow
Went back in time to why the f*ck I play as a pilgrim?
Tried to be in a movie, why the f*ck I was a gorilla?
Went back in time and met up with, uh, Rosa Parks
Power just went out yesterday, why my house dark?
Told my cousin that he stank, that n^^^a smell like wet fart
That n^^^a need to take a shower but even the shower stank now
Tired of my cousin, dawg, I gotta expose his ass, he gotta get out
[Chorus]
Caught my momma in the kitchen so I had to beat her ass
My uncle got a needle in his arm, he passed out
My little cousin in the room digging in his drawers
My brother stayed getting hold, he got blue balls
Smacked the f*ck out my sister, why she get tall?
Why my dad buy a house but it ain’t got no walls?
Tried to fight a shark, why that n^^^a bite me with his jaws?
My grandma got her first of the month check, I hit her with a log and took it
I remember when me and my brother used to be cokeheads
And we used to be doing coke on the corner together but I had quit that sh*t
Still looking for the person that robbed my cousin when he was going to the store
They caught that n^^^a going in at 5:54