I Made a Song Out of YouTube Comments, Pt. 7 lyrics

[Intro]
Yes, this is the-

[Verse]
Just punched a pregnant woman at the CVS
Shampoo and conditioner taste better than the bodywork
Jumped out a building and hit a nearby pedestrian
I think I just misplaced my abdomen
Hit my daddy with a pan cuz he got the milk and ran
I just got scammed out my Kung Pao beef
Stepped on a bee, broke my left and right knee
I put some butter on my chicken, call that avocado toast
I had too much Sprite, now my body hurts
I just got ran over by a car, but I’m feeling good
They call my handicapped because I keep that cap handy
Bro told me I sound fire, should I put it out?
I’m like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you like Frosted Cheerios
I just gave a cow some steak and he liked it
My cousin gavе my uncle some pig food
I walked out of school, I call that ditching
My fathеr got arrested for stealing a dolphin