Garfield, Jr. lyrics

[Intro]
Oh, everybody, everybody, Snuffy, Big Bird!
Come see what Elmo did! (Uh, what?)
($KYZ)

[Chorus]
I just lost a fight, got beat up by Garfield
My next door neighbor look like a blueberry
Oops, my bad, she look like a cherry
Broke up with my last girlfriend cuz she was hairy
A tractor sound like: IRRRNGJIURRR
Cut my car on: ERERERERERERERERER
Elephant: MMWMMWMMMM
In the car and I’m driving with no doors
Can I borrow some of your car doors?
I slipped on some wet floor
And I just got beat up by George

[Verse]
Llama: AKAKAKJIOKHNER
Honey badger: EHEUHRIEUDOEO
Deer: NNRRRRRNMRNRDAE
Went to the kitchen and got me a juice
When a hawk not green, he Bruce
Somebody said that I look like a goose
This is the sound of a goosе: SKKERRINGAHHH
Stepped on a goose nеck: NEHNEWJINHUAH
Balling on the court like Bron
Bald brown head n^^^a, Little Bill
Never mind, that’s Chauncey Billups
Ayy, Doc- HICCUP, Doc, I think I got the hiccups
Uh, is that your cross side to pick up?
[Chorus]
I just lost a fight, got beat up by Garfield
My next door neighbor look like a blueberry
Oops, my bad, she look like a cherry
Broke up with my last girlfriend cuz she was hairy
A tractor sound like: IRRRNGJIURRR
Cut my car on: ERERERERERERERERER
Elephant: MMWMMWMMMM
In the car and I’m driving with no doors
Can I borrow some of your car doors?
I slipped on some wet floor
And I just got beat up by George