FOOD STAMPS lyrics

[Intro]
Ay, yo, is that DJ Martin Jones?

[Refrain]
I got hit in the head with a lamp
They say my neck look like a branch
I just spent all my food stamps
BLAUGH, BLAUGH, BLAUGH
Ay, what the f*ck was that?
I lost a fight, got beat up by the champ
Cash register: CHING, CHING
Crushed bag of chips: rustling of a bag of chips
Shark attack: THE SHARKS ARE ATTACKING!
I look just like a duck
[?] like: 'Um, wassup?’
Went to the doctor, [?]
Pencil sharpener: ERRRR
Perry the Platypus: GRAAAHHH
Baljeet: Where's Perry?!?
Brush my teeth, my breath stank
I'm the king of the hill, just like Hank
Edna and Eddie, where is Plank?
What’s that smell? fart noise
Oops, I farted knocking
Um, hey, who is, uh, Anne Frank?
I look just like some paper
My car rusted, just like Matеr
She fat as f*ck, HER BUILD SIZE EQUATOR
AULAULAUGH
[Refrain]
I got hit in the head with a lamp
Thеy say my neck look like a branch
I just spent all my food stamps
BLAUGH, BLAUGH, BLAUGH
Ay, what the f*ck was that?
I lost a fight, got beat up by the champ
Cash register: CHING, CHING
Crushed bag of chips: rustling of a bag of chips
Shark attack: THE SHARKS ARE ATTACKING!
I look just like a duck
[?] like: 'Um, wassup?'
Went to the doctor, [?]
Pencil sharpener: ERRRR
Perry the Platypus: GRAAAHHH
Baljeet: Where's Perry?!?
Brush my teeth, my breath stank
I'm the king of the hill, just like Hank
Edna and Eddie, where is Plank?
What's that smell? fart noise
Oops, I farted knocking
Um, hey, who is, uh, Anne Frank?
I look just like some paper
My car rusted, just like Mater
She fat as f*ck, HER BUILD SIZE EQUATOR
AULAULAUGH
[Outro]
Ay, yo, is that DJ Martin Jones?