The Magic of Х*Й lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hard to learn Russian Language? — да не психуй!
The only word you really need to know is хуй
It's a kind of magic spell of linguistics
Works like a mystic to keep you optimistic

Look: in English it means «di*k» or «a p*nis»
In Russian хуй fits to any kind of f*cking business
Хуй is more sacramental than Christmas
Even the priest can say хуй, for instance:

When you're not doing good and your game is over
Being asked «how are you?», you can reply «хуёво»
A little badly is «хуевато»
«Хуёвенько» is «not quite good», Me entiendes, Vato?

«Охуенно» is cool, «охуительно» — great
«Охуевший» is your misbehaving mate
«Хуета» is bullsh*t or unknown sh*t
«Хуйло» — ask Ukrainians, who is it

[Chorus]
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

[Verse 2]
Look, «хуерыга» is a guy, who's looking bad
«Хуепутало» is something you never had
«Хуй к носу» means to analyze the situation
«Хуёв-дров» is not surpass your expectations

«Ни хуя» is nothing at all
«Дохуя» is a lot, more than you can roll
«Ни с хуя» is to happen with no reason
«На хуя» is why the f*ck you do it, tell me, please

And, «хуёвничать» is do something not right
«Хуярить» is to work hard or to fight
«Да ну нахуй!» Is like «damn! No sh*t!»
«Да и хуй бы с ним» is the hell with it

«Хуесос» is offensive it's a di*k sucker
«Хуеплёт» is kind of tricky motherf*cker
«Иди на хуй» is go really far away
And «Ни хуя подобного» is no way!
[Chorus]
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

[Verse 3]
Resume «хуй» is the royal curse
The best swearing of the f*cking universe
Utilize the energy of хуй with care
And you'll be understood in Russia almost everywhere

Show respect to ladies and kids around
Saying «хуй» sometimes cam be a dirty sound
Be careful of using хуйkido skill
With your words you can either heal or kill

[Chorus]
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow