The Simpsons

"The Day the Violence Died (Medly)"

Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

I'm not garbage
(starts singing)
I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag-burners
Who have got too much freedom
I want to make it legal
For policemen to beat'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least I hope and pray that there are
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far

But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?

Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we changed the Constitution...

Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Now you're catching on!

What the hell is this?

It's one of those campy seventies throwbacks that appeal to Generation Xers

We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little

What if people say you're not good enough to be in the

Then I'll crush all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay

Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya!
You're in the US Constitution!

Oh yeah! Door's open, boys!

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