Albert’s Ark lyrics
by Method Man
[Sam, Mark, and Andrew stand, soaking in the rain.]
MARK
So this is it.
ANDREW
So knock! Knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
MARK
Don't tease me about my hobbies.
MARK
I don't tease you about being an as*h*le. Okay! [Walks and knocks on the door]
ALBERT
Mark?
MARK
Yeah. Albert?
ALBERT
Come on in.
INT. ALBERT’S BOAT
MARK
Oh, man. You guys must be freezing. Make yourselves warm by the fire. I'm just gonna go put her down. Okay? I'll be right back out.