Jerry Swinger Stickup lyrics

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Redman


Jerry: Welcome back to the Jerry Swinger Show. Today's show talks about women who feels neglected in relationships. Now today we have on our show Mercedes and we also have her boyfriend of 7 years, uhmm Ray-Ray?? Ro-Ro??

Ray-Ray: Nah, it's Ray-Ray motherf*cker!
Jerry: Now that's what I've said. Now Mercedes why do you feel neglected by Leroy?
Ray-Ray: Ray-Ray MOTHERf*ckER!
Mercedes: It's Ray-Ray. And i'm tired of Ray-Ray's bullsh*t. I'm tired of ... Listen Jerry listen, I won't be asking for much. This fat motherf*cker every now and then to f*cking wash my feet and maybe take the wax out of my ears
Jerry: Well you should've married a Q-Tip!
Ray-Ray: Ayo, hold up, hold up, hold up ya'll! Let me say something hold up. Maybe I will wash her feet sometimes if she was the real woman
Jerry: How real do you have to be to get your feet washed?
Ray-Ray: sh*t, I'm realer than that b*tch
Jerry: Calm down, calm down. I'm just kidding. Uhhm well Ray-Ray I believe that Mercedes brought you all the way down here to tell you something. Now Mercedes what is it that you have to tell Ray-Ray?
Mercedes: Well Jerry I feel since Ray-Ray has been neglecting me. I feel that I had to get out and get another man
Jerry: Another man. Well, would you all like to see, what's his name?
Mercedes: Stewart
Jerry: Stewart. Would you all like to see Stewart? Let's bring out Stewart. Welcome, Stewart to the show. OK, OK, OK. Now, Stewart, you in love with Mercedes. What's going on with that? Let us know, talk to us
Stewart: Yes, I am in love with her. Uh, and I feel that Ray-Ray mistreats her and I'm the better man, Jerry, I am, I love her
Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up, hold up. Jerry, this motherf*cker works with me
Jerry: Looks like someone's been doing a little bit of overtime
Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up, hold up. Now, Jerry, I been taking your sh*t all show them marks, and that sh*t. From the audience, and then...
Mercedes: Ray-Ray
Ray-Ray: Shut up b*tch. Don't you say nothing, I had enough of your sh*t. Cause, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for your stinkin' ass. Now, I think is about time that I let you...
Mercedes: Ray-Ray!
Ray-Ray: And you b*tch, and the audience know something. This, is a motherf*cking stick-up! Steve, Steve, Steve. Sit your ass down, cause you'll be the first mother f*cker that I shoot. Alright, everybody listen up. I want your wallets, I want your chains, I want your rings, I want your earrings, I want your toe rings, I want your nose...b*tch, I ain't gonna tell you again, sit your ass down! Now, where was I? I want your credit cards, I want your gas cards, I want your supermarket cards, I want your easy pass, I want your refreshments, I want your Kit-Kats, I want your search, whatever you got in your bag, and, uh, Jerry, get your ass over here and give me my final thought
Jerry: I think you had the final thought in your hand
Ray-Ray: Now, you see, that's the sarcastic sh*t that I'm talking about
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