Waiting on My Girl lyrics

[Intro: Sample & Homeboy Sandman]
Because I don't repeat
Now gather in close right
This is top secret
And bigger than all of us
Now here's the plan
(Gibberish)
And you guys will go North
And meanwhile, (gibberish)
Then we all separate
And meet at the hideout
Follow me boys!
Yo
Can we please leave in 10 minutes?
Can we please leave in 20 minutes?
I been ready to leave for 30 minutes

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]
Most the time that's in the world
Is time that I will wind up spending waiting on my girl
10 minutes after waking I be ready for the gym
Four hours after waking and I be like what the *uck
She got like 90 different tasks
And all of them are very slow and none are very fast
Supposedly every single one is crucial
It's some ish that I don't ever get used to
Sometimes I ask her if she's almost ready
Each and every single time she says “Yeah“
I don't think she's lying on purpose
I really think she has no idea
How long minutes and hours really are
I know it sounds outrageous and I know it sounds bizarre
But no matter how many times I try to set her straight
The only thing that I could ever do is sit and wait
[Hook: Homeboy Sandman]
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Yes, waiting on my girl
Yo, I'm waiting on my girl
Always waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Yes, waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl

[Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman]
I tell my girl we're leaving at 7
She be like “word“
But that is absurd
Sometimes I wind up waiting outside
She has no concept of time
I love her and we'll never ever break up
But why it take 100 million years to do her makeup?
Don't get me wrong I like it when she dolls up
But trying 20 different outfits on makes me say what the *uck
Do I even have to mention
The bathroom is like another dimension
What goes on inside is something I could never explain
Time exists on an entirely different plane
Inside I know we really gotta run
Instead I'm in the living room twiddling my thumbs
Makes me never wanna leave my borough
The time I know that I'll invest waiting on my girl
[Hook: Homeboy Sandman]
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Yes, waiting on my girl
Yo, I'm waiting on my girl
Always waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Yes, waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl

[Verse 3: Homeboy Sandman]
Before she was my girl yo I was always on time
But now while I be waiting I just sit and write rhymes
It's not unusual that she be taking so long
That by the time we break out I done wrote a whole song
I'll write an album 'fore I get to heaven, no bull
That outcome is inevitable
No if, ands, or maybes
Better than going crazy
If we gotta leave at ten I say we gotta leave at eight
We're still a half an hour late
By the time we call the Uber or the time we call the Lyft
She really has a gift
I'm just being expressive
I'm not even really mad
Actually it's quite impressive
We'll be leaving in a second fam
'Til then I'll just be staring at the second hand
[Hook: Homeboy Sandman]
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Yes, waiting on my girl
Yo, I'm waiting on my girl
Always waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Yes, waiting on my girl
I be waiting on my girl
Waiting on my girl
Homeboy Sandman
Waiting on my girl

[Outro: Sample]
Heh heh heh
There she is boys
Now worth a cool million