Walmart lyrics

[Verse 1]
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of Keystone beer
I was eyeing art supplies some dude named Tanner called me queer

[Refrain]
I do not wanna go
To Walmart today

[Chorus]
To Walmart today, or tomorrow, or the day after that
Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat
I hold close the belief rising waters raises ships
But was burying the living good ole Sammy’s dyin' wish?

[Verse 2]
I saw a woman, stranded, hummin’ to the tune of Delta Dawn
On a dead battery scooter with just pajamas on
I saw a family of thirty-three, red-headed, boilin' over
Pick the clearance aisle apart, like some buzzards on the shoulder

[Refrain]
I don't wanna go to Walmart today

[Chorus]
Or tomorrow, or the day after that
It's a mirage in a desert of bullsh*t they created that's a fact
I also do believe to the victor goes the prize
But to keep a good man down is just as something I despise
[Verse 3]
I saw a serpent in the produce
Coiled, hissin', talkin' smack
He was talkin' about prices
Some sh*t about rollin' back

[Refrain]
I do not want to go
To Walmart today

[Verse 4]
I saw 104-year-old woman bolted to a register, countin' change
Her manager was ten years old with a smartphone for a brain

[Refrain]
I do not wanna go
To Walmart today

[Chorus]
To Walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that
Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat
I hold close the belief rising waters raises ships
But was burying the living good ole Sammy’s dyin' wish?