The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie lyrics
by Adam Sandler
[Skit]
Holy sh*t, this boat is sweet uncle donnie
Oh, you like it do ya?
It's f*ckin' awesome, Donnie, it must be fast and sh*t
This f*cking boat's got more balls then the f*ckin Celtic's lockerroom
Yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something
One might think that but guess what? It didn't cost me jack sh*t
What do you mean?
I stole it out of a winter storage parking lot
No f*cking way! Are you f*ckin' sh*ttin' me?
Yeah, paintjob, change of the license and bingo here we are sunny times
Oh yeah, the sun is extra f*cking hot, I had to stop drinking or I was gonna pass out
I didn't eat all day, I'm extra f*cking buzzed
Alright you f*cking lightweights