Dumb Row Laughs lyrics
by John Cooper Clarke
No chance in a bank
So it's driving a tank
Stout as a brick
Thick as a plank
It's needlework instead of maths
When the dumb row laughs
Give him a gun
See 'em go
Where they go is a no-no
As welcome as a turd in a swimming baths
The dumb row laughs
No n*ggers or yids or wops or nips
No wogs or kites or krauts or spicks
No micks or jocks or taffs
When the dumb row laughs