Vegan c*nt! lyrics
by Janice Dudley
[Intro: Azealia Banks]
Can you feel my vegan vegan pus*y?
My vegan vegan vegan c*nt?
Can you feel my vegan vegan ow!
Can you feel the vegan vegan uh!
Can you feel my vegan vegan pus*y?
My vegan vegan vegan c*nt?
Can you feel my vegan vegan ow!
Can you feel the vegan vegan uh!
[Verse 1: Janice Dudley]
Can you feel my vegan c*nt?
I don't eat meat, that's how I stunt
Big boobs, small waist, smoking on a blunt
b*tch I’m fruitier than captain crunch
I’m a bad b*tch dressed from head to toe
In designer, yes b*tch, watch me vogue
Down the ballroom, straight out of Pose
With my girls, no Ryan Murphy though
Got a cigarette? b*tch light it up
No Sweet Escape, but I Wind It Up
His di*k I’ll be riding up
b*tch, to the party I’m driving up
Scream queens b*tch, no Susan B
I'm the top Chanel, not number three
I am the controversial queen
And all these hoes are wannabe's
Did you hear my song on the radio?
Turn it way up for these dumb hoes
In my hand a red solo cup
If I drink too much, I don’t give a f*ck
These b*tches be thinking out loud
Hunny suckin' di*k on the couch
Skinny dip in the swimming pool
Having fun like it’s high school
These b*tches will never be me
They could never top the Janice D
All the time that you spend to copy
You might as well get a degree
I’m here to put you in your place
Slow down, b*tch you must hit the brakes
I heard that you bein' a snake
So hiss the f*ck out of my face
Janice is the blueprint
Janice is the top b*tch
Janice is the queen
b*tch, Janice is the dream
My haters are obsessed
My haters are a mess
My haters stalk my page
For months, b*tch, I think they’re possessed
Janice is a legend
Janice is from heaven
And if you don't like Janice
Then you probably have depression
My haters smell like sh*t
My haters are hypocrites
If you call me a pedo one more time
Go slit your wrists, b*tch!!!
That’s enough about me
Back to the party
My girls VIP
Young, wild and free
I took him upstairs
Me and Hunny, we share
Take turns on the di*k
Two at a time, in pairs
When he puts it in
Feels like a sin
But I don’t care
I break the rules, I’m not fair
I’m a party girl
In a party world
I’m so drunk tonight
In my diamonds and pearls
[Interlude: Azealia Banks]
Sis, what is this tea?
What is it giving?
What do you want from me my girl?
Why are you bringing this f*cking stale ass tea
And this stale ass beef up, b*tch?
You wanna eat my pus*y?
You wanna eat my pus*y?
Then just say so!
You really wanna be my friend, relax!
[Verse 2: Hunny]
Hunny number 1, let’s start with that
Can't touch this c*nt, can't pet the cat
Tracy fat, I hate her
Hunny skinny like paper
Let that b*tch know I’m doing blow
I’m sucking di*k, not on the low
I’m spending cash and I’m shaking ass
Ain't got no time for a broke hoe
Me and Janice, we always serve
Diana is a f*cking perv
Hunny wanna try a perc
Hope J-Killah deliver
When you feel this c*nt
Do you feel the heat?
I write my sh*t, they can’t compete
I’m royalty, you're just a fad
This song outsold our song Fag
[Verse 3: Janice Dudley]
I shake my hot pink mini skirt
Until my back is sore
I'm five foot seven, hazel eyes
And yes, I am a whore
And boy don’t even try to flirt
Because that’s such a bore
Once you unlock this pus*y
You’ll get the keys to the back door
I don’t even give a f*ck
I just need a di*k to suck
So boy will you be mine?
If only for the night
I’m your doll, play with it
Don’t be soft, boy hit it
I’m not scared I won’t hide
Destroy that di*k with pride
Rebecca, Sophie, c*ck Destroyer
f*ck, it's Sunday, say your prayer
I want a meaty Christian c*ck
In my bed by 12 o’clock
Some Gucci, Prada, Versace too
Not TBI, but it’s still true
Me and Sandy have a baby
I don’t know how, it’s still a maybe
I also want a brand new car
A private jet to see the stars
Bigger boobs, botox please
Also some rhinoplasty
My haters get what’s coming
If I touch them they’ll be running
I just hope their lives are miserable
That they disappear, go invisible
(Go invisible, go invisible, go invisible)
Disappear, go invisible
(Go invisible, go invisible, go invisible)
Disappear, go invisible
[Outro: Janice Dudley]
I close it out with an amen
So this vegan c*nt stay blessed
I close it out with an amen
So this vegan c*nt stay blessed
I close it out with an amen
So this vegan c*nt stay blessed