"The Life of Mr. Cheese"
Long ago, in a land unknown
A baby boy had arrived
Born a cheese, with a smile that gleamed
The cheddar of his mother's eye
He learned to walk, he learned to talk
The baby never cried
He just said:
"My name Mr. Cheese!"
"My name Mr. Cheese!
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know
And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crew-mate that we adore
The child was two, and with every inch he grew
He looked up to the skies
His dreams were true, each night he knew
The stars were in his eyes