[Hook]
Everyone I know, Always says I have no life
And I would talk sh*t, but their f*cking right, ha!
[Verse 1]
It's really true, I just stay locked in the house
Watch Transformers j*rk to Megan Fox and I'm out
Call up my boys, see if they driving around
Go to the mall and try to bag most of the broads, well
It's really more them and not me, see I be
In the background, just laughing as they act clowns
And it's not that I'm scared to talk to a b*tch
I just don't know what to say so it'll be awkward as sh*t
Do you feel me? ha, I know the losers do
That's your dating a b*tch that looks like zoboomafoo
But don't take it and twist, I call my di*k hula hoop
And it ain't for the width, cause I be wasting a b*tch
Do you get it? of course not!
I'm Puertorican, I don't go ham, I go pork chop!
So the day you morons will ever put more on
Is the day my booty call won't be your mom, ha!
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
My friends always tell me, you should go out and party with us!
For what? so I can just sit and sip Bacardi in a-
Place full of people I don't even f*cking know
And embarrass myself in front of a couple hoes?
No thank you, I rather sit home and write
Dope sh*t overnight and eat a big bowl of rice
But that's just me, nat-urally
I didn't know I had to be, drunk as can be-
For ya to f*cking like me, what else you ask of me?
Cause my one goal in life is to have you pleased
f*ck outta here with that sh*t, I be me
Cause I would break out in hives being a CG
So if you can't accept me I suggest you move on
And save me the bullsh*t, here's an extra coupon
Cause honestly, ya been at my neck for too long
So I say suck my di*k, and my huge balls
[Hook]
Look at Xavier, he doesn't have sh*t
No job, no car, no girl, but I can rap sick
At least I'm not a drug addict or a f*cking dumb bast*rd
I graduated high school so lick my nuts faggot
And I don't have a kid, which is more than I can say for half of ya
Always talking sh*t and then laugh it off
But you can bet that I'm gonna have the last laugh
While I'm making fat stacks, off of this rap act
And your mad at the fact you gotta pick up glad bags
Then go home to a wife that's a fat ass
Damn you gotta tap that? that kinda sucks
How you suppose f*ck if you can't find her c*nt?
Well good luck with that I'm on to another track
In the studio, busting these f*cking rappers ass
All day and night, just cause I can
And one day show the world who the f*ck I am
[Hook]