No Homo Phone Call lyrics

[Skit:]
(Phone Rings Twice)
Hello?
What’s crackin' man?
sh*t man, what's goin' on man?
Chillin', chillin'
Yeah man, sh*t how'd that sh*t go the other day man?
What that movie?
Yeah, man
Yo, that sh*t was a good ass movie, man
Yo man, hey, have you seen Brad Pitt lately?
Nah I think the last sh*t I seen from him was uh...
sh*t what was it?
Uh...
Inglorious Basterds
Brad Pitt lookin' good as a mo' f*cker man, no homo
Huh?
Nah, I-I'm sayin' no homo, you know but h- he looks good anyways whatever
Yeah, man, sh*t
So what you gettin' into?
sh*t man, probly hittin' the club get on these b*tches n*gga, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
sh*t!
I feel you man, I feel you
Yo, remember the, uh, other day when we were over at Visions?
Yeah, yeah, that sh*t was jumpin' man them hoes was crazy, boy
Yo remember that dude with his shirt off and sh*t?
That mo' f*cker looked good as a mo' f*cker too
I mean no homo, of course
Huh?
I mean you know what I'm sayin' no hom- man, whatever
sh*t
sh*t, where your girl at?
sh*t man, she outta town, you know how that go, n*gga, sh*t; hey I'm finna get on these b*tches now, n*gga, sh*t
Oh, word, I was gonna say, yo me and a couple of the fellas man we...
We was windin' to come through man, chill, you know?
I got this new lotion, do some, uh, shoulder massages, you know?
Some deep tissue massages?
Hold on, ooh, ooh!
I mean no homo of course man, no homo, bro
Anyways wha- whatever man it- it's all good
Uh-uh, f*ck that man, sh*t nah
Hey you sti- you still into, uh, football?
Oh, f*ck yeah n*gga, Falcons all day, n*gga, sh*t
Falcons?
sh*t!
Hell yeah n*gga!
Yeah
Hey you seen that picture of Brett Farve's di*k?
Uh, nah, n*gga, sh*t, what?
Nah, me- You know what I'm sayin' that di- his di*k was...
I mean you know hey, the man's packin', no homo, but you know what I'm sayin'
You feel me?
Nah, n*gga, I don't feel you at all on that
Nah, like I was lookin'
It was there, I mean I was like, it's there
I can't help but look at it...
No homo, definitely no homo
Yeah, you f*cked up
Anyways whatever, man sh*t
Let's get off here
Yeah, man sh*t
Ah, hey man, lemme uh..
sh*t I think I'mma hit you back man
sh*t, uh...
Hey man?
Whassup man?
Hey, how you feelin' lately man?
sh*t, I'm...
I'm cool man, I'm just...
You know...
Just tryna find some pus*y, and dude you know
I feel you man, but you know anytime you wanna talk man, we can get together, you know?
One-on-one, girls away, you know, me and you?
We can hang out a lil' bit, you feel me?
Uh...
Just, you know we gotta bond a little bit, get closer, you feel me?
No homo involved du- you know?
Lemme hit you back, man sh*t
Hey, my momma called, man, ok, I gotta go, man
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A’ight, I'll holler at you