​can i tell you a story lyrics

[Refrain]
Can I tell you a story?
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
What's your story?
Everybody has a story
What's your story?

[Verse 1]
I guess I was born in Baltimore, Maryland
Softer than cotton candy
While my father tougher than heroine
Fix your facts, fix your facts
He got a gap in his teeth
I bet he flossing with a mattress
A goofy goober, ass ratchety
Waitin' happy like ew
When were you born again? A Sagittarius?
I guess that makes sense 'cause
Y'all have the scariest face in the zodiac
'Cause you're ugly
Oh wait, did I offend you? I am, oh, so sorry
That you're ugly for a- Oh, okay

[Refrain]
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story
What's your story?
Everybody has a story
What's your story?
Everybody has a story
Everybody has a story, yeah, yeah
'Body has a story
What's your story?
[Verse 2]
Ahh, how weird is it that...
There's a sober guy drinking
Never smoking guy
Sober soldier not even choking
For the party at the vibe
He just wanna vibe, right
He just wanna dance
He don't wanna smoke or drink
He just there just for the vibe
He just there for the vibe
He just there for the ride
He know he the ride, girl, for the night
So he just gonna ride through the night
That is him right there, right there, right there, right there

[Refrain]
Everybody has a story
Everybody can tell a story
Everybody has a story
What's your story?
(You don't smoke bro? That's crazy)
What's your story?
Everybody can tell a story
Everybody can tell a story
What's your story?
For real
[Verse 3]
If I don't like the vibrations of the writer
Then the words are senseless
Who you talking to like that?
Fix yo tongue, fix yo mouth when you speak to me
I grew up in the slums but don't confuse my alliteration
We speak a certain way
I can articulate a meeting with the benefits
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[Outro]
Story
Everybody has a story
He has a