Meet Ricky Potts/Space Age Bachelor Man lyrics
by Jacob Richmond
[RICKY]
Level up!
[KARNAK]
Ricky Potts, born June 5th, Gemini, the duel nature. Favorite ride, the Graviton
Born with a rare degenerative disease, when Richard lost his power of speech, the Potts Family took a vow of silence. Usually communicating in a series of strange gestures only they understood. The only time they interacted with one another was when they drew pictures or fed the cats. They had **14** cats
From the time he was 6 years old and his knees began to buckle, Ricky was treated with the appalling cruelty humanity can muster: complete indifference. Far from growing bitter, Ricky developed an elaborate playground in his synapsis, where he became his own best friend. Ricky Potts; the most imaginative boy in town
[RICKY]
Since we're all sharing, I would like to talk about my religion. Low, I am a Zolarion Star Cluster, supreme leader of those that evolved from cats
I'm just a swinging-
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah!
[RICKY]
Space age!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah-ah!
[RICKY]
Bachelor man
I guess you could say I'm pretty sexy on another planet
[OCEAN, DISTURBED]
Hohh...
Who are you right now?
[RICKY]
I told you, monkey love drop
I'm just a swinging-
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah!
[RICKY]
Space age!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah-ah!
[RICKY]
Bachelor man
You might see before you, an ordinary man
Hah!
An earthly illusion
All apart of the cosmic plan
Yes, long ago they visited
Those others from outer space
Informed me I'm the chosen one
To save the Zolarian race!
It's true
Listen!
[NOEL, MISCHA, ROBOT VOICE]
Ricky, we are a distant galaxy
A galaxy greatly in need
Of your groove, your Kink-O-Matic powers
Yes, we need your freak-tastic seed
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
[RICKY]
They took me then to their daughters realm
The land of the kitty cat stars
I know you've heard the legend of
[RICKY, OCEAN, CONSTANCE, JANE]
The sexy cat women from Zolar!
[ZOLAR CAT LADIES: OCEAN, CONSTANCE, JANE DOE]
Meow!
Meow!
[CONSTANCE]
Make love to me, Ricky!
[ZOLAR CAT LADIES: OCEAN, CONSTANCE, JANE DOE]
Meow!
Meow!
[OCEAN]
Won't you save our galaxy?
[NOEL, MISCHA]
Ricky!
[RICKY]
What would you do in my place?
A mere mortal man
And a fate of a galaxy before you
Millions of lives in your hand
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
[RICKY]
The holy daughters of the realm
All hungry for my chee
You'll never guess the role I play
In Zolarian history!
I'm just a swinging-
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah!
[RICKY]
Space age!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah-ah!
[RICKY]
Bachelor man!
Let's dance, kitties
🎵
[ZOLAR CAT LADIES: OCEAN, CONSTANCE, JANE DOE & RICKY]
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
HOO!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
[RICKY]
It gets weird now
[NOEL, MISCHA, ROBOT VOICE]
Ricky, you've lain with our daughters
You're our hero, our saving grace
But now there is a new challenge
For Zolaria to face!
[RICKY]
For there, I war with canine
Count Dog-u-lous
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
That son of a b*tch!
[RICKY]
The generals are all standing by
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Tell us, Ricky, should we pull the switch?
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Meow!
Meow!
[RICKY]
Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Meow!
Meow!
[RICKY]
I mean, why are they asking me? I'm a lover, not a fighter! I thought I told them!
I'm just a swinging-
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah!
[RICKY]
Space age!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah-ah!
[RICKY]
Bachelor man!
So I told them
I am just a man, a space age man
That's all I am but I wanna hold your hand
All your hands
As we make love tonight
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ooh...
[RICKY]
I have no desire to rule the galaxy
I wanna hold you close, that's enough for me
Making love in zero gravity!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Making love
Making love
Making love
On just love Zolar!
Making love
Making love
Making love
On just love Zolar!
Making love
Making love
Making love
On just love Zolar!
Making love
Making love
Making love
On just love!
[RICKY]
Alright, let's get real space babies! I'm going to give you the cliff notes for every profit that ever lived. Life is hard enough without making up reasons to be di*ks to each other! So friends, lets take care of each other! All colors, creeds, and sexual needs! Live and let live! Love at let love! For love is the closest you can come to another person, because its the closest you can come to being another person
Loving you, loving me, loving hard, set me free! Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah
Incredible
And then peace was restored
I guess that's what happens...
When you're a swinging-
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah!
[RICKY]
Space age!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah-ah!
[RICKY]
Bachelor man!
So I went back to the Earth
To show you the way
To lead you pretty people
To a bright of day
We can save the poor galaxy
With love from the hearts
And sexy cat ladies
That's where we'll start
Yes, I came back to this rock
With my love and my seed
Ladies, you got what I want
And you know I've got what you need!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
[RICKY]
'Cuz I'm a swinging-
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah!
[RICKY]
Space age!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Ah-ah!
[RICKY]
Ba-ba-ba-ba-bachelor man-ah!
[CHOIR, EXCEPT RICKY]
Bac-hleor-man
Meow!