Bandi Crack lyrics

[Intro: Unknown]
(Phone ringing)
“Sun dalle, behenchod, meri baat sun tu!
Kya samajh ke rakha hai tune apne aap ko, bhosdike?”
[?]

[Verse 1: Bhappa]
Yeh bandi thodi chubby hai
Phooke tatti maal iska jealous sa ek hubby hai
Par paise ki ni kami hai
Aur paisa nahi hai kam toh meri isse kaafi jami hai
Ek baar kya maraya saali sidechick meri bani hai
Excuse me
I just said to her that I excuse you
Mujhko tum karna maaf kyuki
Maybe I just used you
I loved you par dikkat hai ki that I f*cking used to
Ab story ni dalegi terko laude bhar ke views du
Tu bhaag jaa
Mere pairo ke beech mein ek saanp tha
Tha kaat ta aur
Mujhko lagta tha ki wo bhot khaas tha
Ab khaas na 'cause padta nahi is bandi ko ab khaasna
Aur hota mujhko doubt hai mera saanp kya nahi ek saanp tha
Main chaat ta pus*y eating waali sh*t mein baap tha
Na raaz tha poster mera har bandi ke paas tha
Toh naach na, ab se 15 minute baad tu chaatna
The second I get done tu 5 minute se zyaada kaat na
[Chorus: Arpit Bala]
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack

[Verse 2: Arpit Bala]
Abhi jitna bola kam hai
Par kaafi kasam se
Like
What if I just try to
Sochun tere mein baare
Ummm
Nahi hora ye sab
’cause I only think in myself
So the currency is sorted
I deal with me and my pocket and you
Don't fit the mould of my erections
What I meant to say is you're not a part of the plan
So you don’t get a part of the actions
For you I keep it flaccid
Don't think you deserve my erections
And I like to keep it hard too
For you I make exceptions
Toh samjhi loudi kya?
Kya?
Kya?
Bandi Crack
Bande rakhti fingertips pe
Jab khaati bandi crax
Toh fir jo bhi bola facts, bola sirf hai facts
Bandhi chain ho gaye bande
Sehem ke
Kehte thoda rehem de
Haan bhai thoda sa toh rehen de
Toh fir I said, "Madam, bye!"
Agar chaiye aapko “Why?”
Toh fir sunle tu hai crack
And that crack is by default
Matlab crack is by default
[Bridge: Arpit Bala]
"Matlab baat hi kuch aisi thi
I said
f*ck off, man! f*ck off! f*ck off! f*ck off!" (Laughter)
(Ayy! Ayy! Ayy! Ayy!)

[Chorus: Arpit Bala]
Bandi Crack (Ayy!)
Bandi Crack (Woah!)
Bandi Crack (Ayy!)
Bandi Crack (Woah!)
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack
Bandi Crack

[Verse 3: Arpit Bala]
Agar hota ni delhi me 6 out of 10 main
Deta ni f*ck isse bandi ye 10th fail
Rakhta ni number ko phono main save
Par rakha tha naam isa phon'on me ched rakh
Kaha side chick ko lin'on se side kar
Kehti mujhe wanna be a part of the ride ab
I said no leave me alone and all my sh*t that glitter and gold
“Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello”
Call'ein aari like I leaked my number
Kaun hai kaun hai kaun hai kaun hai kaun
Usse pehle bolun "Hum hai aapke kaun?"
I just want to say that you ain't that enough
Crack hai tu aur woh hai crack by crack by default
Bye bye bye bye bye bye b*tch bye
“Hold up
What the f*ck do you mean by that?”
Talaq talaq talaq bye b*tch bye
“Who the f*ck do you think you are?”
See I'm a complan boy baby
Grown up for a while lately
Realized tu ek phase for me
Guess nai kata mera baby
I like b*tches that count
And not the ones that cannot
Like 1 in the mind
And 2 up my bum
See that's what I hate
But that’s how I c*m
See I know what I said
Maybe she’s the one
(Laughter)
[Verse 4: Bhappa]
Maybe she's the one for me
Maybe she’s the one for me and I'm the one for her
The guy she can trust
Jispe haqq
Kehne ko bharosa hai par kabhi kabhi thoda shaqq
Bandi thodi crack hai obviously karegi thoda f*ck
Hogaye neeche daane hua herpes I am out of luck
Mujhe laga khola iska khaata ispe mera haqq
Isse zyaada toh mai kya hi bolu I just said too much
To fir kya?
To fir kya?
To fir kya?
To fir

[Chorus: Arpit Bala & Bhappa]
Bandi crack hai (Bohot zyada bhai)
Bandi crack
Bandi crack hai bhai
(Main kasam se keh raha hun bohot pagal hai bhai)
Bandi crack hai (Isko chhod de bhai)
Bandi crack hai bhai
Bandi crack
Bandi crack hai bhai
Ye bandi crack
Bandi crack (Haan)
Bandi crack
Bandi crack hai bhai
Ye bandi crack
Bandi crack (Ye bandi pagal hai bhai)
Bandi crack
Ye bandi crack

[Outro: Arpit Bala, Bhappa & Crew]
“Band kar, band kar na, band kar, haan bhai
Behenchod, bhai!
Tujhe lag raha na behen ki laudi tune mera dil toda
Main to maaf kar bhi dun
Par mera bhai nahi kar paayega kabhi tujhe maaf”
“Bilkul bhai
Bhai sawaal hi nahi uthta koi
Main keh raha hun tu abhi chal
Abhi chal behenchod Neher Park, abhi chal
Chal, aaja”
“Behen ki laudi dekh liyo
Tere naam ka na-
Tere naam ka lagaunga apni bike pe horn”
“Behenchod!”
“Aur tere chhote bhai ke aage bajaunga roz”
“Haan! Tu dekhti ja behen-”
“Tere tuition ke na-
Tere tution ke gali mein na, jahan pe tu tuition padha-"
"Kaunsa tuition?"
Gali, gali badnaam ho jaye
Sapna, tu dekh behen ki laudi, kya karta hun main”

“Cut!”
“Kya ho gaya?”
“Pack up!”
“Accha hai
Guys!"
"Pack up to ho gaya"
“Pack up ho gaya hai
Apni bhi shakal dikha de”
“Ek baari nahi wo footage dikha de, behen-”
(Laughter)