Cigarette Smoker Fiona (Live in Texas) lyrics

[Spoken Intro]
This is called "Cigarette Smoker Fiona"

[Verse 1]
Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses
With wet white trousers on
And worlds collide as the evening continues
The dignity f*cks off
Her brother's gone off to the strippers
To make up for all the lost time
She could have been one of the b*tches
But she's actually alright

[Chorus]
(Cigarette smoker)
I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had
But we think that you ought to
Maybe not have any morе

[Verse 2]
A country home, even if wе really tried
Wouldn't cease to surprise us now
And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap
When are your parents back? D'you know?
Well, I never came from no ghetto
But it wasn't nowhere near here
Well-spoken girls in stilettos
Aren't something to fear
[Chorus]
(Cigarette smoker)
I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had
But we think that you ought to
Maybe not have any more

[Instrumental break]

[Chorus]
(Cigarette smoker)
I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had
But we think that you ought to
Maybe not have any more

[Chorus]
(Cigarette smoker)
Cigarette smoke doesn't hide as well as you think
And you'd think that it ought to
Act as the perfect disguise