Bonfire (Skit) lyrics

[Skit: Joyner Lucas, Homie X & Old man]

Do you remember when we fell in love?
We were nice and innocent then
Oh my f*cking...
Oh my God, shut up!
C'mon n*gga, sing with me man!
Do you remember?
No! Shut up, n*gga! Jesus Christ!
Are you serious? Are you serious?!
Because the last time I checked, you just told me you f*cked my b*tch!
You expect me to be happy with you right now?!
n*gga, I should be mad at you, n*gga
If anything, I haven't seen one stench of pus*y since we got to this planet n*gga
Get the f*ck outta here, man
What? What happened to the brochure, n*gga?
I mean...
I ain't seen sh*t! So shut the f*ck up and sing this motherf*ckin' song!
I felt... I'm not singing this sh*t
Do you remember when we-
Shut up! Shh! Shut up! What's that?
*dog barking*
Oh sh*t!
Who's there?
f*ck!
What do we do?
Who is that?
I dunno, what the f*ck do we do?
Shut up, I got this! I've been watching movies
You sure?
Trust me!
Oh sh*t
What's up man? Ayy, how you doing sir?
How you doing, sir?
*gunshot*
Oh damn! Hey, you almost shot us!
What you motherf*ckers doing in my backyard?
Sir, just put the gun down, man
We didn't know it was your backyard, man
Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow yo motherf*cking head off
Aight look, I know it's gonna sound crazy
Shut up! Don't say it!
Leave my lawn!
But we're not human
Aww sh*t! You f*cked us up!
What?! Not human?
No! No! No!
*gunshot*
Aight, sir, sir, sir!
I don't wanna hear that sh*t
We homeless, we have nowhere to go, I don't even know why we here
Please sir!
Shut up!
We just happened to be in your yard
Please, cut us some slack!
Hmm... Shut up!
Man, you two motherf*ckas are in the wrong place
At the wrong goddamn time
I know
At the wrong hour, wearing the wrong sh*t!
It's his fault, please!
You know what? I ain't gon' kill ya
You're not?
You two youngsters sit down and have a seat
Sit yo ass down!
Thank you, thank you sir
Don't give me that "thank you" sh*t, sit yo ass down!
Now
I'm guessing y'all ain't never heard the story of Ross Capicchioni, huh?
Ross Cappachini?
Cappuccino?
n*gga I said Ross Capicchioni!
Aight, Capicchioni!
Well, it all happened on one Sunday afternoon...