Contention lyrics

[Pre-Verse:]
You see, I've got this little contention
And it starts teaching you f*ckers a lesson
If you'd listened to me earlier this wouldn't have f*cking happened

[Refrain:]
Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target
But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket
From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven
To show Allah who's going to heaven

[Verse 1:]
Well, if they want 72 virgins they can just take you now
Maybe you'd need to be shot to show you how
A gun can really work it's purpose if it wants to
A little bullet can take off your head too
But you're so obsessed with the pistol in your pocket
That you'd be just fine if you got shot with it

[Post-Verse:]
Shot with it
Shot with it
Shot with it
Oh, shot with it
Shot with it
Shot with it
Shot with it
Oh, shot with it
[Refrain:]
Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target
But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket
From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven
To show Allah who's going to heaven

[Verse 2:]
Well you can take yourself right now
And walk your little pistol on down
To the 7/11 outside town
And tell the cashier her protector's around
I'm sure she'd feel safe knowing a gun's in her store
Because when you're not looking a baddie will enter aisle four
And shoot you down faster than you can draw your gun
Well if I am wrong, then go ahead and shoot

[Segue:]
Me!
Shoot me!
Shoot me!
Oh, Shoot me, yeah!

[Refrain:]
Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target
But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket
From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven
To show Allah who's going to heaven
[Outro:]
I've got a contention with you
And the way you think you're hot f*ckin' sh*t
Just because you could potentially
Save a damsel in distress, well couldn't you?
Well, couldn't you?
Well, couldn't you?
Well, couldn't you?
No, you couldn't