4 Min Gay Story lyrics

[Intro]
I'm tryna' sit on his di*k, uh
Yeah, he gon’ f*ck me ‘til I sh*t
Uh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Big di*k on the beat, n*gga

[Verse]
Sit on his di*k like it’s time to relax
My spine ‘bout to crack, he f*cking my back
His di*k really big and it’s black
He got a really big sack, am I f*cking on Shaq?
Send him a text like “Come to my crib for some sex”
He text me back, n*gga said “Ok, bet”
I’m ‘bout to catch both his balls in a net
He f*ck on my butt while we having some sex
His di*k big and green, am I f*cking on Shrek?
I do not know, but he’s giving me pipe
That n*gga is shootin’ c*m, I'ma get sniped
I’m eating his semen and it tasted ripe
Can’t fit my di*k in his butt ‘causе his booty is tight
His di*k is 6’0, that’s bigger than his height
I hang on his di*k like a kitе
He gon’ knock out all my lights
Slamming me down on the casting couch, where am I at? Where did they take me?
All of a sudden, five black n*ggas walk in the room, are they gonna rape me?
Turned to my right, there is a camera and they press record, are they gon’ tape me?
Turned to my left, there’s a seven foot n*gga, he said that I’m sorry, nobody can save me
They picked me up, think I’m ‘bout to get f*cked
di*k big as a truck when I’m giving him suck
Taking his di*k because I’m out of luck
I asked for his name and he hollered out “Buck”
I said “Damn, Buck, this di*k really hurting my spine”
He said “Don’t worry ‘cause you’re gonna do fine”
He said he’s running out of time
Here comes the next n*gga, he’s waiting in line
Walks in the room, he prolly 6’2”
I saw his whole body because he is nude
Slapped me with his di*k, why he gotta be rude
He’s definitely my least favorite dude
He said that it’s time to get started
Before I could answer, he f*ck on my butt ‘til I farted
He did a step back while he f*cking me
I asked for his name and he said “James Harden”
I said “sh*t, I knew you were James, I could tell by the beard and that thick ass rear”
He got really close to my ear, he said “Never fear when the beard is here”
He pulled some handcuffs out his pocket and it’s James Harden, so he’s gonna give me his rocket
f*cking me hard, now my ass out of socket
He opened my ass, then he closed it and locked it
He left the room and I watched him walk all the way out, this n*gga’s ass started to shake
Then I looked down at my ass, it was already bleeding, don’t know how much more I could take
Looked to my left, saw the camera was still on record, I knew I was ‘bout to get more
Not gonna walk in the morning, my ass gon’ be sore, oh, somebody opened the door
‘Lil n*gga walks in, he is 5’6”, he a midget, I started to laugh
His di*k starts spinning just like it’s a fidget, don’t know how he did it and he put his di*k in my ass
He might be short, but his di*k is the opposite
Feel my back cracking, my spine, he is popping it
He a buff n*gga, ain’t no way I’m stopping it
Turn around, stick the di*k in my mouth, you know I’m topping it
Then I put my mouth on his di*k, I realized quick he had poop on his di*k
It’s making me sick, I cleaned it off quick
Not with a napkin, but with my lips
He made me scrape it off and eat it with chips
He said that’s his fetish and I proceeded to eat on his big di*k like it’s lettuce
Then he run over my di*k, I’m gonna call him Jerome Bettis
He’s nearing his finish, my ass, he up in it
He fixing my back like he work for a clinic
He pulled out my ass, he about to explode
A white water fountain shoots out of his chode
All over my face, it’s his big white load
He slapped on my ass, said bye and went home
Had to cover my mouth to stop this loud ass moan
My as*h*le is bleeding from his big ass bone
All of a sudden there’s hope, the door swing open and here comes the Pope
He looking real thick, does he want me to stroke
Or suck on his big white di*k ‘til I choke
He said “Congrats, you just finished your first train and keep it up, you’ll be a legend in this game”
I said “Thanks Pope, I’ve been working hard”
He throwing his booty, he twerking hard
All of a sudden, they pack up the cameras, I guess that the video’s done
Went home and I got on the ‘hub, saw my face on trending #1
Texted the Pope, I said “I’m on the ‘hub?”
He said “Yes sir”, then we hopped in the tub
He grabbed on my di*k and he gave it a rub
He said he gon’ give me a contract I love
I looked at the paper, he gave me a pen
I looked back at him, he kissed me on my chin
His di*k bigger than Thanos’ wrist, the Pope said “Sign with BangBros, b*tch”
I wrote down my name and my date
Then he flipped me on my back, my ass getting ate
His tongue in my booty and it feels great, we dry off and we go to the kitchen
Ten black n*ggas, they all eating chicken
They see me and they all start stripping
Then all of their di*ks start dripping
I look at the Pope, he said “Now that you’ve signed your contract, it’s time for you to get your spine cracked”
But I don’t regret that I signed that, up on the first n*gga’s di*k, yeah I ride that
Story about when I did two trains in a day, and about how I am gay
I really don’t know what else I gotta say, but imma keep spitting
They f*ck on my butt ‘til I’m sh*tting
Slapped me in the face with a di*k and I might lose a tooth
My di*k make big hits just like it’s Babe Ruth
I always rap gay when I hop in the booth
I only f*ck with a n*gga if they are dark, and yo di*k gotta be made of iron ‘cause it’s hard just like Tony Stark
That n*gga, he bite on my di*k like a shark
He f*ck on my butt in the park (Ooh, yeah)
He nut on my face, he nut on my head, the semen dripping down my hat
My booty is so muthaf*ckin’ fat
[Outro]
Four minute gay freestyle story, n*gga
I’m the greatest to ever do this sh*t, bro
di*k!