Sawdu Doll lyrics

[Intro]
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu doll?
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu—

[Verse 1]
Hi, I'm Sawdust, wetter than water
I'm the perfect gift for your gay son or your thot daughter
They put me in their orders, they're shipping me over borders
I brick 'em up, no mortar, they're always asking for more
I'm a hypeman, a young padawan
Smoke Taliban at the back of the bando
I'm a gay b*tch, sorta like Gok Wan
But, no, I'm not asian, I still got a tan though
White boy Naomi Campbell
Hey, I'm lit, candle
I don't play safe, I only gamble
I'm a b*tch you can't handle

[Chorus]
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'cause I'm affordable
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu doll?
Bring me around, I'm portable
I-I-I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'causе I'm affordable
S-A-W-D-U
Sawdu doll may be the onе for you
[Verse 2]
Hi, I'm Sawdust, I'm a gay pornstar
I just met the Pope and I sucked him off at the altar
I never went to Rome, but one day I hope I will
Just to see the Pope again and suck him off in his popemobile
Yeah, I love the Pope, you can say that again
I'd love to bend him over, eat his ass in the Vatican
But you know whose di*k is better?
Make no mistake now
Nelson Mandela, yeah, I sucked him off in Cape Town

[Chorus]
I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'cause I'm affordable
Who's gonna buy my Sawdu doll?
Bring me around, I'm portable
I-I-I wanna be a Sawdu doll
Buy me 'cause I'm affordable
S-A-W-D-U
Sawdu doll may be the one for you

[Outro]
'Cause when they see me, I make 'em say "Oh my god!"
Sawdu Plushia, I'm a f*cking icon
'Cause when they see me, I make 'em say "Oh my god!"
Sawdu Plushia, I'm a f*cking icon
He-he-he-he
No, seriously, I'm a f*cking icon, I swear guys