Shot in the D**k lyrics

[Intro]
All y'all rappers out there think y'all hard cause what y'all been through?
Hey, yo, check it out


[Verse 1]
It was Friday night, chillin' on my front lawn
Me and my crew, I had my bathrobe on
Everybody high
Just watched X-Men
Got plenty chicken heads ready for sex, man
Busters roll up, they trynna talk smack
Don't these n*ggas know they f*cking with the Mack?
Dude pulled his nine
I knew homies seen us
He pulled two shots, somehow my p*nis got between us
I got-


[Hook]
Shot in the di*k
Shot, shot in the di*k
I got shot in the di*k
But his di*k's still standing
Shot in the di*k
Shot, shot in the di*k
I got shot in the di*k
But his di*k's still standing


[Verse 2]
Went back to my palace fast
Now, I'm the dude walking 'round with a phallus cast
Like Wolverine, I'm trynna be a loner
But they think a n*gga got an adamantium boner
What can I say?
They still up on my totem pole
b*tch, get your tongue ring away from the scrotum hole
Don't know why they love it, but it keeps the ladies moistening
Gave half the honeys in the hood lead poisoning



[Hook]
Shot in the di*k
Shot, shot in the di*k
I got shot in the di*k
But his di*k's still standing
Shot in the di*k
Shot, shot in the di*k
I got shot in the di*k
But his di*k's still standing


[Outro]
La, la, la
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La, la, la, la, la, la
Yo, they shot that fool in the di*k! (La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la)
La, la, la, la, la, la
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AH! GEE- f*ck, man!
Damn, that hurts!
What?
Nah, video over, man!
Video's over!
No!
I'm serious, man!
Damn!