Freestyle (Jermaine Dupri Diss) lyrics

[Intro: Eminem]
**Clears throat**
Ayo
Ayo
This is motherf*ckin' Marshall
And I'm chillin' right now with DJ Kay Slay
The motherf*ckin' Drama King
The motherf*ckin' Drama King, dude
Ayo!, I didn't say it like I mean it, hold on
I'M CHILLIN' WIT DJ KAY MOTHERf*ckIN' SLAY!
THE DRAMA KING!
SAY WHAT YOU SAY!, motherf*ckers
Just remember how you say it whenever you sprayin' it
Shady Records
I'm Marshall
I'm your host for the evening
Yo turn that click off
Aight
Yo

[Verse: Eminem]
My music is soothin' but it's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump outta your car while it's movin'
You been waitin' on this moment, my sermon is like a omen
I'm servin', I'm Erick Sermon, I saw the window was open
And I jumped through it
My sh*t if you don't get pumped to it, I quit
Here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it
Rummage and find somethin', you can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin'
I'm constantly coppin' over you, squattin'
sh*t has gotten to the point where I ain't even writin' no more, I'm just jottin'
This is chicken scratch
sh*t is sickenin', I been kickin' ass off bullsh*t throwaway rhymes
Pick a batch
I live for the love of rap, you crazy
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat
You Canibus? then it's Dre's fee
You Kay Slay? the fee's waived
I stay beefin' with J.D. 'till the day Dre 2-ways me that it's okay to stop blazin' him
Oops! I put it out
I apologize now, it's too late, G
It's on tape and the tape leaked
Say What You Say, motherf*cker
Drama King, Kay Slay, motherf*cker
We dictate these mixtapes motherf*cker
Xzibit blaze this little gay midget c*cksucker
Heh
[Xzibit talking]
Ladies and Gentlemen!
This is dedicated to the man we all love to hate
Tattoo a.k.a The Leprechaun a.k.a. Mr. Jermaine Dupri
Come on ladies and gentlemen, sing a long

[Randy Newman - Short People Sample]
(Short people got) What! (no reason) Yeah!
(Short people got) What! (no reason) Come On!
(Short people got no reason to live)

[Xizibit]
Haha f*ckin' faggot...

[Verse: Xzibit]
If ya So So Def then b*tch get a hearing aid
Ain't worth ya gauge ya heart pumping lemonade
Hook, line and sinker ya took the bait
Act ya age, not ya size, not ya weight
Every time you professional making hits
Why it always gotta sound like the next men sh*t?
Went from Big to Puff to Snoop to Jay
Hey Jermaine who's di*k you gon' ride today?
Couldn't wait to get the green light from Dr. Dre
Never liked ya f*ckin' ass any goddamn way
And I could care less if we label mates
Your style been dead Columbia should drop the weight
I got love for Da Brat get off Bow Wow back
f*ck you, f*ck ya n*ggas that's writing ya raps
What up lo get ya L.A. pass revoked
Don't get me wrong Papa Smurf you won't get smoked
But ya might get robbed and choked
Or you might disappear, kidnapped with no ransom note
Off the leash, off the hook, off the chain
f*ck Jermaine you ain't gotta say my name
Speak now or forever hold a di*k in ya mouth
You ain't the mayor, you don't run sh*t in the South
Scarface run the South, maf*cka you a peon
The underage b*tch in the Kelly tape getting pee'd on
c*ck-eyed midget with a Napoleon complex
Nickelodeon fetish you represent nonsense
Harlem Shake to that, high jump to hell
You the best in the business, I can't tell
Too late to apologize kiss my ass
We about to cut your whole sound scan in half
Got to keep your hands up homie protect yo'self
Stop f*cking with the West n*gga respect yo'self
It's a short ride to the top and a long way down
Look Man vs. Machine about to drop now
This ain't no beef it's more like lunch meat
Loss caliber heat let's take it to the street, maf*cka
[Outro: Xzibit]
Ha ha...ha ha....ha ha.....ha ha ha ha ha ha....haaaa ha ha ha ha ha
Oh my god...yeah, yeah