Hysterical Women lyrics

[Verse 1]
There's this guy I know
He's nothin' special, he's just
Your average Joe
That walks around like Jesus
Self-proclaimed Casanova
Thinks he's such a genius
He's from Mars but he's
Always tryin' to visit Venus

[Verse 2]
Trails of broken hearts
Are all that's left behind him
Girls will fall apart
Tryin' to romanticise him
They'll go crazy, he'll say
"There's nothin' more between us"
And their tears are just
Such a massive inconvenience

[Pre-Chorus]
And you might think that as the
String of crazy women behind him increases
He might start to question something else
Maybe even himself? But he says
[Chorus]
"It's not my fault
I'm always honest with 'em
These girls can't take
A bit of criticism
Screamin' and shoutin'
And askin' me to listen
But it's not my fault that they're all just
Hysterical women"

[Post-Chorus]
Hysterical women

[Verse 3]
These women don't need his critique
He needs to get his head on straight
'Cause they're out of his league
He's punchin' way above his weight

[Pre-Chorus]
He don't care
When he leaves them in pieces
It ain't fair—he clears
His conscience every time he says

[Chorus]
"It's not my fault
I'm always honest with 'em
These girls can't take
A bit of criticism
Screamin' and shoutin'
And askin' me to listen
But it's not my fault that they're all just
Hysterical women"
[Post-Chorus]
Hysterical women
Ooh, ooh-ooh
(Hysterical)
Hey, hey, yeah
(Hysterical)
Oh, oh

[Bridge]
It's funny how ya think I'd be sympathetic, all
Sorry for yourself, but you'll just have to let it go
Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical
And, honey, that's what I'm findin' hysterical
[Laughter] Yeah, that was so funny

[Chorus]
(Hey, yeah, yeah) It's not their fault
That you been messin' with 'em (It's not their fault)
Those girls don't need
Your little criticisms (Hey, yeah, yeah)
Next time they're shoutin'
Shut up and try to listen
'Cause it's not their fault that you made them (No, it's not their fault)
Hysterical women

[Outro]
(Hysterical) Hysterical women (Oh, you made them, you made them)
(Hysterical) Hysterical women (Your dream girl seems to be hypothetical)
It's not their fault that you made them (Hysterical)
Hysterical women