Gay Health Club (Skit) lyrics

(End of Under the Influence sample and phone ringing)

[Receptionist] Hello, T N T
[Bizarre] Yeah, T N T Health Club?
[Receptionist] Yes
[Bizarre] 8 Mile Shakers and, uh, Boost[?] Office?
[Receptionist] Yes
[Bizarre] Oh, ok. Yeah this, uh, Bizarre from, uh, D12. You know, I don't know if you heard my group or sh*t, from Shady Records
[Receptionist] I'm sorry?
[Bizarre] Uh, D12, we a rap group, you know, or something, so... Um, we going on this little tour, you know, Limp Bizkit, the white boy group, you know what I'm saying...
[Receptionist] No, this is a health club
[Bizarre] I know, I know, uh, let me finish my motherf*cking point. We going on this little tour and sh*t man, and you know what I'm saying, I'm trying to get into shape, you know what I'm saying, and everything gon' piled up, you know, and I was trying to find out how much you charge, and, um...
[Receptionist] Excuse me, this is a.. This is a mens' health club that you're calling
[Bizarre] Oh
[Receptionist] Do you know what you're calling?
[Bizarre] I'm calling a mens' health club, I'm trying to lose some motherf*cking weight
[Receptionist] This is a GAYS' mens' health club
[Bizarre] Man, look here man, what does motherf*cking being gay gotta do with me working out? Man, I'm trying to lose some motherf*cking pounds, I'm...
[Receptionist] Um um, I'm sorry, wait a second, I'm sorry, but, um, I think you're, I think you're calling the wrong number. Ok...
[Bizarre] Do you, do you, health club? Right, I'm not messing this up?
[Receptionist] Yes
[Bizarre] Yeah, motherf*cking 8 Mile Shakers
[Receptionist] Y-Yes, but why are you talking to me like that?
[Bizarre] Listen sir, I'm just trying to work out, I'm not about no faggot sh*t, I mean I got a wife at home you know what I'm saying...
[Receptionist] Oh (call ends)