[Vincent Gucci]
Yo, my name is Vincent Gucci, and this here is my wife, Maria. Up until last year, we were unable to conceive a child. A friend recommended listening to the Swirling Eddies. Well, let's just say that today, we're the proud parents of Siamese quintuplets. Now we have that large family we've always wanted. And when we get through suing the pants off them Eddies, we'll be rich, too! Gee, fellas, we can't thank you enough for this life-touching ministry, heh heh!