90 toes?!?!?!??! (Clickbait) lyrics
by June Henry
We’re people soup, Ninety toes
New Year’s Eve in the hot tub
Crowded around an Apple Watch
Try to count down, we’re six seconds off
I’m a fly on the wall of the murder mystery
Knew Fey was the killer but I didn’t say anything
Now that I’m eighteen
I’m more a kid than ever
Laugh at all your "that’s what she said" jokes
And try to tell them better
I might be able to drive
And begrudgingly I’ll vote
But after last night, I’m so glad I’m anything but grown
I’m so glad that I’m anything but grown